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CONGRATULATIONS on your anniversary with our Company. All your hard work has paid off. AND it has been captured on film. Yes, your unstinting efforts have been recorded and are being sent to the National Institute for Dedicated Employees. This picture is being considered as a Time magazine cover for a special edition. ![]() |