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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: | SAFER: | SAFEST: | ULTRA SAFE: |
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What's for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? | Here, have some wine. |
Are you wearing that? | Wow, you sure look good in brown! | WOW! Look at you! | Here, have some wine. |
What are you so worked up about? | Could we be overreacting? | Here's my paycheck. | Here, have some wine. |
Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left. | Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? | Here, have some wine. |
What did you DO all day? | I hope you didn't over-do it today. | I've always loved you in that robe! | Here, have some more wine. |
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!